this is without question my favorite dril tweet its fucking perfect
whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest
“Thin brows are back in” “skinny jeans are back” “wolfcuts are out” “this style of eyeshadow is soo trendy right now” “big asses are out, slim figures are in”
Hey do you guys ever make your own decisions or form your own ideas on how you would personally like to look that’s not based around what’s currently being sold to you. Is that not possible
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months”
-Oscar Wilde
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
YESSIR
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Best news of my life: my blog now has this dog on it
Monster Energy sued the Dark Deception video game series over the title “Gods and Monsters,” and it won a settlement in which the series can never use the word “monster” in a game title again. This corporation sues over any use of this single normal word in any context it possibly can, has apparently been doing so for many years now, and judges keep siding with them?!?!?
They also sue over any use of a green glowy logo over a black background.I think companies should be crushed with rocks
the android eyerolling emoji is awesome because it barely has a dismissive look to it at all, the eyes looking directly upward and the competely straight mouth give it this appearance like it is looking up at the sky in silent anticipation. it evokes a feeling that doesn’t exist in any other emoji. it reminds me of those ancient mesopotamian statues where they would portray people with huge eyes
what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit
all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.